There’s no way not to lose fights. That doesn’t mean that there...– Hank Green (Vlogbrothers; 2010)
Try and try until you succeed. Or in other words, flirt and flirt before...– Katrina Del Rosario
I’m usually chased by the Chuck Basses: well-dressed, hot-as-hell, ill-mannered, always-playing-the-game badasses who think they can swoon me over with chocolates and their “I’m Chuck Bass” pick up lines (which, sadly, often works). Although I, admittedly, am initially attracted to the Nate Archibalds: good-looking, drool-worthy,...
Me and Aaron
Aaron: If I make a twitter, all I will put is.. "sitting on my porch."
Me: I have twitter, and all I put is... "eating lunch."
Aaron: "Putting on my underwear."
Me: "Counting tiles on the bathroom wall while taking a dump."
Aaron: "Looking at the floor. It is white."
Me: "Holding my rubber duckie while sitting on the tub."
Aaron: Wow. Ms. Mature.